If you give a man a fish, a student loan story.
Q:There's a dead pigeon on the fire escape outside of my bedroom window. This is a job for my boyfriend, right?
Thanks for your question!
Stay at home dad’s are here to stay, often masculine jobs are now lady jobs, and lady jobs are now emasculated men jobs. Balance it by both wearing pant-suits around the house. Talk about the problem until it goes away (naturally decomposes). Then remark at your good fortune and bury your resentment towards each other until it rears its ugly head at a bigger event like a family gathering or funeral.
remember, be yourself!
Q:My boyfriend just proposed but I think my ring came from one of those quarter machines at the local 7/11. I mean I'm glad he proposed but I think I need something more than a plastic jewel. Do I dump him or deal with him?
Hey Thanks for your question!
A conflict diamond or “Blood Diamond” is the best way to show someone you care about them. It says, “People were exploited and likely killed to make this, that’s how much I fucking love you.” That’s not a paraphrase, that’s exactly, word for word the message you send with a Blood Diamond. Do you want your mate to think that you only love them enough to buy a diamond that was obtained peacefully and through fair trade!? Probably means he’s cheating on you. Divide up your friends and children-out-of-wedlock now. Let me be clear, unless lives have been lost in the acquisition of your ring, your love is meaningless.
Remember, be yourself!