Q:What should I get my wife for her first mother's day as a new mom? And why?
Hey thanks for your question!
Also thanks for clearing up that as a new mother, this was her first mother’s day. My first thought is usually “What is this time-traveling mother getting at? And what does it mean for the space-time-continuum? Will this have 12 Monkeys implications? The movie Looper has taught us the dangers of time travel, along with the dangers of a poor wig for Bruce Willis. And the movie The Time Traveler’s Wife taught us that women will put up with men who disappear for days and years at a time, and that Bruce Willis shouldn’t have a wig (all movies carry this message).
Remember, be yourself!
Q:Hey Kev, what do I do about my wandering eye? I mean this in both the figurative and literal terms.
Hey thanks for your question.
Having an unfaithful eye can be tough, instead of bringing it up with the eye in question, gradually let your resentment build over time. Then explode into a herculean rage over something small. Like when you’re eye says, “hey we’re out of milk” you respond with, “DOES THE GUY YOU”RE TOUCHING BUTTS WITH HAVE ANY?” Either way you’re eye is going to leave you, so no more unfaithfulness, and in the land of the blind, the person with one eye is king. King Blinky they’ll call him.
remember, be yourself!